Gah I have no money! I've just been paid and, and, well, I just don't know how I'm supposed to buy food and
pay rent. Maybe I need to write a letter to my local MP?
Dear [Local MP],
I seem to have little money after being paid my monthly wage. I would like to lay a complaint and query whether there is a benefit for persons of my situation.
Please do not hesitate in contacting me. If I miss your call I may not be able to ring back straight away since I am on a "pay as you go" mobile telephone scheme and can't find anywhere that sells £10 top up cards.