A new forgettable boyband has a homo onboard. Well, one that's slightly more honest about it.
"According to the Daily Mirror, hunky Andrew Kinlochan decided to come out in gay magazine Attitude but claimed his friends and family were already aware of his sexuality.
"My family are very happy with my decision and support me fully."
Female fans of the band, which is made up of losers from Popstars: The Rivals, need not worry though. They can still hanker after the other heartthrobs, Chris Park, Peter Smith, Nikk Major and Mikey Green."
It's Okay 10 year old girls - you can still fantasise about kissing the other boys. Good grief. And who says hanker anymore?
"For the last time - why won't you sleep with me?"
I am in a suit in preparation for the j.o.b. interview after work. I've borrowed Will's clip clop shoes. Feel poised.