11/11/2003
 
Here is a selection of the two paged inventory we received today when we met the Landlord (he lives above the flat) at lunch. The bracketed text is his too:

1 pair printed curtains
6 shelves
1 nest of 3 tables (NB All a bit wobbly & glass slightly scratched)
1 large plastic pot
2 doormats (Cut to fit step)
2 potato peeler (1 bent)
6 teaspoons (3 matching, 3 different)
1 double egg cup
1 dustbin (old)
1 floor standing halogen lamp (Do not finger the bulb)

Will looked noticeably pale when we left, opening & closing his mouth as if he were struggling for air. I felt just like Andie MacDowell in Green Card but I think we passed due to my nausea-inducing corniness that always comes out in those situations, which, thankfully, they mistake as charm.
 

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