3/19/2004
 
I get a call yesterday from Joe at around 4pm.

"Hi, I’m waiting on the platform for my job interview so I thought I’d give you a ring.”

"Great! What’s the job for?”

“Oh, it’s for an adult shop in Old Street. Dildos and stuff.”

“I know the one, hey, I did some copywriting work for them at my old company, I named a few of those dildos.”

“You’re kidding?”

“Nope. I gave them names like Terry and Seth.”

“I’m a bit nervous about the interview.”

“Don’t be, they’re nice there. After a while the porn stuff will just becomes normal. It’ll be like working in Gap in no time.”

“OK, my trains coming.”

“Good luck! Joe, get them to show you the tiger penis dildo.”

“The what?”

“It’s a dildo shaped like a tiger’s penis.

“Why?”

“Because it’s funny.”

“No, why is it shaped like one?”

“You know, I never asked.”

"I’ve got to go, bye!”

"Bye! Good luck!”
 

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