Slept through the high pitch squeal of my alarm for exactly 1 hour and 20 minutes this morning, which meant -
I was already late for work before I finally woke up.
I couldn’t find my umbrella.
I got soaked on the way to the station.
I had to run from the tube station to the office.
I arrived sweaty and coughing and no one even acknowledged my existence because I was L.A.T.E and they didn’t want to share in my bad Karma. Bless them.