An Official Apology
I take back everything I said while under the control of the KILLER FLU BUG, spanning Sunday - Tuesday.
I did not mean to make you cry. The music you played in your room did not sound like a brass band stampeding through my head. I’m sorry that it was necessary to hide every time I came out of my bedroom. It can’t have been very pleasant to see me that way – like some mentally deranged scarecrow trailing pain killers and used tissues in its wake. You will undoubtedly need counselling to erase that awful image from your mind, one that will plague your nightmares for many weeks to come. For all this and more, I apologise profusely. It was the bug. The awful, debilitating bug.
Let’s hope I never get sick again.
All my love,