If you're concerned that I might be having a bit too much fun in my last few weeks now that I'm technically a man of leisure, fear not. One - I'm broke. Thanks to birthdays, replacement passports and - granted - a lot of superfluous booze, I'm what they call in the trade "financially constrained". Never mind! - it would be unsettling to suddenly find myself with free time and
free cash! I might go wild and buy some shoes without holes or something!
I'm also helping my sister find a job and a flat. And when I say "helping" I mean instigating a gruelling schedule of CV rewrites, cold calls to recruitment agencies and hours spent in dank internet cafes. But she'll thank me one day. Oh, she will. You all will! *looks wild-eyed around dank internet cafe & shakes fist*