I've had an amazing time. I kissed a porn star, inadvertedly turned one of Karen's friends and bumped into Shannen Doherty. Karen is lying huddled on the couch, wrapped in a blanket right now. She's been the most tireless and gracious of hosts, so if you see her on the freeway tomorrow morning I want you to be patient if she takes a few seconds when the light changes to green and maybe try not to cut her off. Just for tomorrow. Consider it a favour to me.
And in a few hours I start the final leg of my journey to New Zealand. I hope it's ready.