It’s a day of farewells.
Goodbye teeth stains. Smoking, coffee – you wreaked havoc on my enamel. Now the dentist has chipped you away with an incredibly painful scraper device.
Goodbye coffee. You were a great friend - loyal – but as my last addiction, you have to go. You stain my teeth and I don’t want to go through that gum bleeding scraping again any time soon.
Goodbye Mother free apartment. It was beautiful. Satre was right - hell is other people.
Goodbye half bottle of wine.
Goodbye ability to form sentences.