Remember this? Well, my sister stole it today. She didn’t even know about my Awful Hallway Art series – she was simply thieving because she thought it would look good in her new flat.
I don’t know what worries me more - her kleptomania or her taste in art.
*thinks about it* Definitely the latter.
We had a brief discussion, in which I cemented my position as the squarest brother in the world ©, and she stormed off. But not, I discovered, before returning the offending painting.
When I saw it hanging up there on the wall, I had the distinct feeling I could hear Johni laughing at me from afar.