'I'm loving your new photoblog. It's like an online gallery exhibition.
Would you like me to do the PR for a London exhibition of your work, when you get back? Canapés, champagne, art critics, etc? You in all black Helmut Lang. David Hockney sobbing quietly in the corner. People whispering "it's like a neo-classical style of pure, unadulterated existentialism unmatched since Andy Warhol really". And that's just what they'll be saying about the canapés.
Think about it.