1. Can you tell the difference between Australia and New Zealand
(I scored 8 out of a possible 10
"You're obviously logged on somewhere south of the equator - what are you doing sitting at your computer? You should be at the beach - it's only a few weeks until autumn, you know.")
2. Just recieved this text from my friend Charlie:
Today is International Day of SEXY & ATTRACTIVE people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back to me, I’ve received fucking hundreds!