Went to the chiropractor today and was reminded of one of my favourite Simpson's quotes: Homer:
Less yackin' more cracking.Chiropractor:
Now Homer, we don't actually crack backs, it's merely an
adjustment. Okay, you're going to hear a loud cracking sound. *crack*
there we go!Homer:
Hey, I do feel a little betterChiropractor:
I thought you would.
My chiropractor is a ninja! Trufax! He ne'er made a sound as I followed him to his exam room. The ninja chirpractor said I had great alignment and hardly any stress. I told him I'd been living with my Mother for the past five months and could he check again. Amateur.