I have a lead role in a short film. I play a gangster villain. It will showcase not only my talent at holding guns in a threatening manner (perfected using sticks during the summer of ‘87) but also my irritating mockney accent. Look out Hollywood.
Oh, and I also have a job now too.
Apparently this stuff comes in threes, so all I’m waiting for now is the phone call from a publisher telling me that - although they haven’t read the manuscript - the advance “buzz” is such they want to give me a three book deal.