Oh Drew, you and your crazy life!
• Mentioned in an article on gay blogs in QX magazine (read the PDF
). As my address is too long, they simply put Not Enough Drew In The World
. The gays can figure it out.
• Bought a £12 bottle of wine by mistake. Have never, ever bought a bottle worth more than six quid in my life. It was oaky and delicious, but I was too resentful to enjoy it.
• Had a date with a guy called Mark. Pros: Cute as a button. Cons: he’s a lip biter. I looked like I’d been attacked by Brazilian hunting wasps yesterday.
• I now own a sack of Christopher’s hand-me-downs. I can’t afford clothes you see, because I spend all my money on Chardonnay.
• The book isn’t finished okay. Stop faxing me. I’m having a wild weekend and then I’ll get back to writing. Everything’s going to plan. But seriously, stop faxing.