As if the blog Gods were eavesdropping and decide to play a joke…
1.54pmHi I thought it be polite and tell you I’m alive… and you? Alba
2.06pmI see, you must be dead. This would be a horrible joke if you really are dead... Alba
The thing is, even though I can see how carefully he’s phrasing himself, I still mangle the messages to mean whatever I want them to.