As if the blog Gods were eavesdropping and decide to play a joke…5 October
1.54pm
Hi I thought it be polite and tell you I’m alive… and you? Alba2.06pm
I see, you must be dead. This would be a horrible joke if you really are dead... AlbaThe thing is, even though I can see how carefully he’s phrasing himself, I still mangle the messages to mean whatever I want them to.