11/28/2005
 
Being a bit out of practice, I’d forgotten how wonderful it is to date someone you actually like. The highlights include:

• Crippling self analysis
• Heightened feelings of vulnerability
• Loss of all humour
• Instant body dismorphia
• Incessant giggling
• Inability to write in English

I can’t wait for the jealousy, miscommunication and random hand-holding to kick in either.
 
11/24/2005
 




 
11/21/2005
 
"Even more than in America, British regional accents are the key to deciphering class and social stature. Does he speak with a crisp London clip? A slurry cockney? Does it matter? No, because they all sound freaking adorable. What do you care?"
(from Is He Cute or Is He British?)
 
11/18/2005
 
I went to a bar!
 
11/11/2005
 

I’m off to Madrid for a long weekend with eleven of my nearest and dearest. On my return, exciting new things will be happening around here. I’m going to let you into a few secret projects that have been brewing over the past few months and I’ll also start writing about my life again – maybe even reveal what the book is about.

Have a great weekend and I’ll see you Tuesday to come.

 
11/05/2005
 
One of the characters in my novel is a poet. A goofy kind of poet. This is something I wrote for him, but it hasn't made the final cut.

The Traders

Rum Black raps

Tom Thumb taps

Blacken, twist

They perch with me

Wendel barter

Broken, raw

Drink them blind

Spend my mind

A gutted East, the Priest

Will hark

Falling, pawing

Savouring

The kill

Till pecked and plucked

These traders

Fly not oft

But circle

Coming home.

 
11/03/2005
 

The Great Unknown

Things I kind of understand - kind of, but not really

RSS

the phrase “post modern”

grammar (especially, commas)

HTML

The stockmarket

Pinter

“second cousin once removed”

any measurement (distance, weight) excluding time

the defintion of irony

White Sauce

Brown Sauce

 
11/01/2005
 
In other news it's the Londonist party on Thursday.
I will be there in my best shoes signing autographs and such. And when I say "signing autographs" I really mean "serving drinks". And when I say "best shoes" I really mean just "shoes".
 

Yeah, yeah, email me

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life hacker
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